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New week, new episode of the Kingsmen Sports Podcast! The guys this week get pretty fired up about some issues in pro sports. Matt is joined by Luke to recap…

The Kingsmen Sports Podcast is back! After a week break the guys return for a loaded show! Luke returns as he and Matt recap the first round of the NBA…

We are officially through April of the 2022 MLB season. After the shortened Spring, it feels like teams will now start turning it on and play their best baseball. This…

Happy Draft Day! This week, Matt and Jacob each give their first round mock draft with a little competition attached to it! You can follow along with our draft orders…

Welcome to another edition of King’s Ranks! These are my rankings of MLB teams based off of how they are playing right now. I also talk about some issue or…

Baseball is back and so are our weekly King’s Ranks! If you are new, welcome to the baseball world through my eyes. If you are returning from last season, welcome…

3/14/2022 When we began Eli Sports we wanted to be a leader in covering High School sports and with our partnership with the NFHS and the WIAA we believe we…

5/29/2021 “The Litter Box” by Larry the SportsCat (Katlama, WA) I had thought about writing this piece after the WF West and Tumwater T-Bird girls basketball teams met for the…

4/16/2021 Thursday night we had a girls and boys soccer match one in the Metro and one in the PCL and a Fastpitch game in the EVCO 2a. Our re-caps…

4/12/21 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Five Beefs” Chapter 43 By Bruce Williams (Editor’s Note: I was going to Title this “5 Beefs” forcing Bruce to “Six Beefs” but then…

4/5/21 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “New Words” Chapter 42 By Bruce Williams Back in our neighborhood, we used to play wiffle ball and huck the Nerf out in the…

3/29/21 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Life’s Dilemmas” Chapter 41 By Bruce Williams This country is so divided between Democrats and Republicans (though the fastest growing political affiliation is Independent),…

3/22/21 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Dead Names” Chapter 40 By Bruce Williams I was pondering the death of my first name lately—there really isn’t any babies born since the…

3/15/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “I’ve Got Nothin” Chapter 39 By Bruce Williams Three months ago on my regular Facebook page I asked for column ideas from my friends…

3/8/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “You Say It’s Your Birthday” Chapter 38 By Bruce Williams Bruce Williams I had another birthday this week. After 50 there doesn’t really seem…

3/1/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “The Weight” Chapter 37 By Bruce Williams It struck me recently while watching an ordinary newscast of long lines of cars filtering through a…

2/22/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “My Favorite Part” Chapter 36 By Bruce Williams We all have our favorite artists (AC/DC), favorite albums (Back In Black), and favorite songs (“Hallowed…

“That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “Strip Clubs” Chapter 35 By Bruce Williams On several occasions in my life, always at the behest of my lascivious friends, I have gone to…

2/9/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” “On Teeth” Chapter 34 By Bruce Williams Staring at my byline picture, seeing my left fang sticking out and thankful that my crooked lower…

2/1/2021 “That Got Me To Thinkin’…?” Chapter 33 “Personality Quirks” By Bruce Williams What makes somebody’s personality? Surely things like kindness, sense of humor, irritableness, awareness—these are all crucial elements…